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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. - John Wayne

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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