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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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