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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

QuotaBills
Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Do it badly; do it slowly; do it fearfully; do it any way you have to, but do it. - Steve Chandler

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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