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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go slow to go fast. - Unknown

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If everything's under control, you're going too slow. - Mario Andretti

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Do it badly; do it slowly; do it fearfully; do it any way you have to, but do it. - Steve Chandler

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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