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Mountain Highwire

Mouse acrobatics at Whistler's Peak 2 Peak Gondola

Mountain Highwire thanks to Mel Hardman

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Jeans are the most beautiful things since the gondola. - Diana Vreeland

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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