QuotaBillsMoose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
Never regret anything that made you smile. - Mark Twain
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller
They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner
That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way
A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields
A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar
When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster
All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown
Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll
Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss
My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar
Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard
I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre
A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren
We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown
A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau
Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant