Nature Calls
Which one uses the brightest toothpaste?
Close call or moose-taken identity?
QuotaBillsMoose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon
A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel
I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller
Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown
Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley
One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare
A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford
He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale
Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran
The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar
When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster
All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart
Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll
But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford
A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar
Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown
I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh
A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown
The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal
Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger
A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau
Some people are like Slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. - Unknown
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen