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New Arizona State Flag thanks to Jim Serritella

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New Arizona State Flag thanks to Jim Serritella

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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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