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New Italian Police Car

Just what Italians need to catch speeding drivers

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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