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New Italian Police Car

Just what Italians need to catch speeding drivers

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

New Italian Police Car thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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