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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Nothing is worth more than this day. - Goethe

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

One day is worth a thousand tomorrows. - Benjamin Franklin

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

I think, what has this day brought me, and what have I given it? - Henry Moore

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness. - Mignon McLaughlin

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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