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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

The trouble with dawn is that it comes too early in the day. - Susan Richman

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

I know that if I scare myself once a day, I'm a better person. - Laird Hamilton

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain