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No More Arguing

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument. - Lebanese Proverb

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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