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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. - Cicero

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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