Open Air Wiring
Waiting for your next power outage
Why use an extension cord when hot wiring will do?
Coming soon - Bubba's new 'short' book on 'How Not To Wire Your House'
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown