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Paradigm Shift

Dow Jones coins dramatic change in methodology

Paradigm Shift thanks to Mel Hardman

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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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