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Paradigm Shift

Dow Jones coins dramatic change in methodology

Paradigm Shift thanks to Mel Hardman

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Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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