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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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