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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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