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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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