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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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