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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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