QuotaBillsOnly dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash
My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson