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Pinocchio Playground

Puppet's curious swinging spirit takes a rest

Pinocchio Playground thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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