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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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