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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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