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Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

But first, donuts. - Unknown

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Donuts - is there anything they can't do? - Homer Simpson

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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