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Prayer Conditioning

Are you prepared for summer?

Prayer Conditioning thanks to Karen Moore

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

In summer, the song sings itself. - William C Williams

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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