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Why does a Psychic need a phone number?

Psychic Fair thanks to Mike King

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Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

No matter what our circumstances, we can find a reason to be thankful. - David Jeremiah

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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