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Psychic Fair

Why does a Psychic need a phone number?

Psychic Fair thanks to Mike King

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Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

No matter what our circumstances, we can find a reason to be thankful. - David Jeremiah

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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