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Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

No matter what our circumstances, we can find a reason to be thankful. - David Jeremiah

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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