Psychic Fair

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Mental Block: A street on which several psychiatrists live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

No matter what our circumstances, we can find a reason to be thankful. - David Jeremiah

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The greater part of happiness or misery depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson