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Why does a Psychic need a phone number?

Psychic Fair thanks to Mike King

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The circumstances of human society are too complicated to be submitted to the rigor of mathematical calculation. - Marquis de Custine

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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