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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances. - Benjamin Franklin

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

People who live in difficult circumstances need to know that happy endings are possible. - Sonia Sotomayor

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The psychic task which a person can and must set for himself is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity. - Erich Fromm

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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