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Quiet Place To Study

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Quiet Place To Study thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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