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Taciturn: A very quiet vase - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Happiness means quiet nerves. - WC Fields

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

You ain't gonna learn what you don't wanna know. - Jerry Garcia

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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