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Redneck ATV

Bubba's new all-terrain 4 wheel vehicle

Redneck ATV thanks to Neal Marcia

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Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The steam that blows the whistle can't be used to turn the wheels. - Amish Saying

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. - Ambrose Bierce

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke


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