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Redneck Doork

Bubba's solution for a confined space restroom

Redneck Doork thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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