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Redneck Hanging Basket

Bubba likes hanging out with his flowers

Redneck Hanging Basket thanks to Glenna Kennedy

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I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. - Henri Matisse

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The Herbs ought to be distilled when they are in their greatest vigor, and so ought the Flowers also. - Nicholas Culpeper

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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