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Bubba's green-with-energy lights

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Watts You See is Watts You Get

Redneck Headlights thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Redneck Headlights thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke


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Digging One's Own Grave

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Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean