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QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - Bill Vaughan
Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb
I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton
God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI
One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius
Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon
Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras
Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown
Sandwich: An unsuccessful attempt to make both ends meat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg
No member needs so great a number of muscles as the tongue. - Leonardo Da Vinci
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon
My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller
Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane
Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare
I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld
I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant
A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway