Road Press
Ukrainian pavement roller doubles as bumper bump'er
QuotaBillsSafety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien
It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca
My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin
Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn
Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay
Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com