Road Press

Grandfather: A grandchild's press agent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. - Michel de Montaigne

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis