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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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