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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Grandfather: A grandchild's press agent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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