Road Press

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn