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A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn


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