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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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