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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are. - Kurt Cobain

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown

Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught. - Mark Twain

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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