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Run, Turkey, Run

Will he make it past the plucking station?

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Bernard Matthews - Britain's 'Turkey King' makes one last round

Run, Turkey, Run thanks to Mel Hardman

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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