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Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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