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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

The people who actively find faults in others are the same people who are completely blind to their own. - Kristen Butler

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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