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Seeing Eye Cat

If only this was possible with humans...

Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Terry Burns

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My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Colby

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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