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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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