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Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Terry Burns

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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