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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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