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Serengeti Tug of War thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Serengeti Tug of War thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Serengeti Tug of War thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins


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