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Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

To understand a new idea, break an old habit. - Jean Toomer

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

Platitude: and idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true. - H L Mencken

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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