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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. - Marie Curie

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will. - Andy Warhol

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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