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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea. - Earl Nightingale

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

You have no idea what a poor opinion I have of myself and how little I deserve it. - W S Gilbert

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Platitude: and idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true. - H L Mencken

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg


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