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Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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