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Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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