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I do not get ideas; ideas get me. - Robertson Davies

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. - Linus Pauling

My husband's idea of a good night out is a good night in. - Maureen Lipman

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Storytelling is the most powerful way to put ideas into the world. - Robert McKee

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Susan Cain

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway


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