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A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

If you want to be a leader, you must have ideas. If not, you're simply a follower. - T Mohamad

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey


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