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I do not get ideas; ideas get me. - Robertson Davies

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Susan Cain

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Far too many people have no idea of what they can do because all they have been told is what they can't do. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

Reporter: "What do you think of Western Civilization?"
Gandhi: "I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gandhi

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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