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Shower Lighting

Bubba's last shower: Water and Electricity don’t mix!

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to become a perfect conductor when replacing a burned out lightbulb

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Motion detector in the shower? Better keep moving or it'll get dark before you electrocute yourself...

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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes


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