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Bubba's last shower: Water and Electricity don’t mix!

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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