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Shower Lighting

Bubba's last shower: Water and Electricity don’t mix!

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to become a perfect conductor when replacing a burned out lightbulb

Shower Lighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Motion detector in the shower? Better keep moving or it'll get dark before you electrocute yourself...

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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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