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Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

In skateboarding, you're never bigger than the streets. - Rob Dyrdek

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it's been. - Wayne Gretzky

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek


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