Spotter Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash