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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch


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