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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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