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Spring Is In The Air

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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