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Spring Is In The Air

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Spring Is In The Air thanks to Barry McCartney

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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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