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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson


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