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Stretch Elephants

Stretching your imagination in Africa

Stretch Elephants thanks to Mel Hardman

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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