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Stretch Elephants

Stretching your imagination in Africa

Stretch Elephants thanks to Mel Hardman

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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