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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

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A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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