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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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