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Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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