Summer in Saskatchewan

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder