QuotaBillsCanada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky