Summer in Saskatchewan

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com