Summer in Saskatchewan

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com