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Sundae Sermon

And now for a short and sweet message from the Church of England

Sundae Sermon thanks to Mel Hardman

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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially on Monday night. - Jon Gruden

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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