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Sundae Sermon

And now for a short and sweet message from the Church of England

Sundae Sermon thanks to Mel Hardman

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien


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