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Sundae Sermon

And now for a short and sweet message from the Church of England

Sundae Sermon thanks to Mel Hardman

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The devil will let a preacher prepare a sermon if it will keep him from preparing himself. - Vance Havner

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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