QuotaBillsHe who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb
There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy