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Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

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A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore. - Albert Einstein

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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