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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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