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You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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