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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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