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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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