QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain
The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman
No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London
Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley
In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson