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Teenage Independence

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Teenage Independence thanks to Karen Moore

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Everybody is a teenage idol. - Barry Gibb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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