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QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins
We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright