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QuotaBillsHead Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump