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Three Wise Men thanks to Barry McCartney

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Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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