Three Wise Men

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Men are disturbed not by things, but by the views which they take of them. - Epictetus

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

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Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

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The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson