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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

It is better to speak wisdom foolishly like the saints than to speak folly wisely like the deans. - G K Chesterton

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner. - Omar Bradley

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has plenty; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. - Charles Dickens

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl


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