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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

If the stars should appear just one night in a thousand years, how men would believe and adore. - Ralph Wlado Emerson

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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