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Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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