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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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