Three Wise Men

Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway