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Seek a wife in your own sphere. - Latin Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people. - Gerald Lieberman

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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