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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston Churchill

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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