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Tomato IV

When it's time to ketchup on the fruit of the vine

Tomato IV thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Always give 100%. Unless you're giving blood. - Unknown

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The crimes of this guilty land will never be purged but with blood. - John Brown

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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