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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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