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Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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