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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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