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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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