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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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