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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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