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Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan, and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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