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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

The less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in. - Lord Chesterfield

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed. - Peter F Drucker

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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