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You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Killing Time: Suicide on the installment plan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul

The greatest time wasted is the time getting started. - Dawson Trotman

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

They say time heals all wounds, but that presumes the source of the grief is finite. - Cassandra Clare

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your coach told you to do the first time. - Unknown

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler

This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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