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Two Feet Of Snow

Snow measurement isn't metric where Bubba lives

Two Feet Of Snow thanks to Glenna Kennedy

And if he had four feet he'd have enough for a weather 'four'cast

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Ego Trip: Stumbling over your own feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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