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Venison Of The Sea

Why you should never let PhD Candidates in Marine Biology get near a gene splicer

Venison Of The Sea thanks to B.K. McKlusky IV

Tuna Deer (Do you know how hard it is to tuna deer?)

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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