QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell. - Shana Alexander
McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. - Terry Pratchett
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips
Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
I find that most people know what a story is until they sit down to write one. - Flannery O'Connor
Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford
No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh